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Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Thank you BrideAudit

This is so funny. From their website:

"We at Going Bridal have often read laments from brides who were stiffed by guests on their special day. This pain is compounded by the fact that, often, the brides did EVERYTHING just right, even taking out loans to finance lavish parties they could not have afforded otherwise.

Enter BrideAuditâ„¢! Answer a few simple questions and we'll analyze the assets of your guests, decide their appropriate level of giving, and provide you with invoices that you can include in your invitations.

We use a top-secret formula which combines factors such as:

  1. how much money you're spending on the wedding
  2. your own generosity
  3. your resentfulness
  4. your expectations
to arrive at the magic number we call your Entitlement Factorâ„¢. After that, it's a simple matter of combining your Entitlement Factor with the financial status and character flaws of each guest, to arrive at the Minimum Suggested Gift (MSG). The MSG can be doubled or tripled to allow for additional family members."

I love this. But as a special note to my friends - do not worry about taking the test. You aklready know I have expensive taste. ;) xoxoxoxo


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2 Comments:

Blogger Steve & Petrina said...

Oh my gawd! I got the t-shirt..."stop talking about your f'n wedding" for myself about myself. hahahaha. love it! I'm so sick of myself already...just wait. Can't take it all so seriously I guess. oy vey. love ya girl.
xoxoPetrina

3:10 PM

 
Blogger Chris Heuer said...

you go honey! If you do this right, maybe we can afford to rent that little Caribbean island for $128,000 for the week!

10:25 AM

 

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